While the TX death toll rises due to frigid temps, the Republican lawmaker heads to Mexico as his constituents struggle for the most basic necessities

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Ted Cruz waits in line to GTFO of the United States abandoning his fellow Texans, millions of whom suddenly find themselves without water or heat.

Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz, the despised and frequently ridiculed junior Senator of Texas appears to be abandoning not just the Texans he represents but the USA entirely in favor of the warmer climes of Mexico in one of the most cowardly and selfish moves since he voted to acquit his disgraced BFF last week.

Texas, you may have heard, is in the throes of a deadly winter storm that has crippled the Lone Star State…


Today in Corporate Twitter, the funniest social media account insulted every man, woman and brand who asked for it.

Is National Roast Day a thing? Last year the fast food giant Wendy’s known for its square burgers and salty Twitter presence took shots at all comers in May for #NationalRoastDay. But May came early this year as the red-headed snark flew fast and hilariously no matter if you were a celebrity, a nobody or a billion-dollar competitor.

Many life lessons were learned.

First off, Wendy’s loves/hates to be compared to the Golden Arches

Wendy’s ripped into brands and people during National Roast Day
Wendy’s ripped into brands and people during National Roast Day

#2: Wendy’s is a purist when it comes to desserts

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